Pizza Rolls....(When I Was Single And Alone)

I look inside my freezer,
And, what do I see?
Bags and bags of pizza rolls,
Staring dubiously back at me.

I know I had a bag yesterday,
And, yes, the day before.
In fact, that’s all I’ve eaten
For at least a year or more.

I’m almost sure that tomorrow afternoon,
The outlook’s just as hideous.
I’ll bet I’m having pizza rolls
Everyday this week.

I’m getting pretty sick of pizza rolls,
Morning, noon, and night.
Why the bloody hell can’t
I just have really
Cheesy pretzel sticks?

I wish that I had Lasagna,
Or a slice of Rhubarb pie.
Another day of pizza rolls,
Might just make me cry.

But still these pepperoni pizza rolls,
Are on every plate I make.
You see…it is the only
Thing I know how to make!

Artemis Jade Wetzel