Hungry???

She was in the kitchen preparing hard boiled eggs for breakfast. Her husband walks in and asks "What's for breakfast? She turns to him and says, "You've got to make love to me this very moment". The husband, thinking it's his lucky day, bends her over the kitchen table and they have sex. Afterwards he says, "What the holy hell was that all about? She says"I'm fixing three minute eggs and the egg timer's broken!"


I always thought HARD boiled eggs took 10-20 minutes!